Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
Did you hear about the blonde that after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms!
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
