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BMW thinks of everything

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.”Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods [...]

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?

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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.

What’s black and white and comes in little cans?

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What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out