Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto the stranger “What would you [...]

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?” She saw a sea of blankfaces, except for Martinez, who had his hand [...]

A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?””Yes,” [...]