Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly [...]

We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks tothe internet, we know this is not true.