What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?’Ve haff vays of making you tock!’

Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.