my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,” andhow can it works for [...]

Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to invent a game.” The second man asks, “What do you have to do?” The first man says, “You have to get a ball in a hole.”The second man asks, “So it’s like billiards?”The first man says, “No, its going to be [...]

Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn’t mind the heat, so he turned up the heat. He went to check on them again and he saw that they were in their boxers and they still didn’t mind the [...]

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they’re Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, …named Josh.The teacher looks at Josh and says, “Josh, you’re not a Lakers fan?”He says, “Nope, Im [...]