“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her closest friend. “Well,” Pam confirmed, “although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired.”

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. “Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said “Boy !!! It’s so warm in here today, I think I’ll [...]

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this fellow have any money ?” The daughter shook her head sadly. “Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike.” sighing deeply, she replied, “That’s exactly what he asked me about you.”