I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn’t like her!?!!

10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits

Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.