You are currently browsing the archives for the “Work Jokes” category.

Downsizing

posted in: Work Jokes - No Comments

Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who’s there?Boss: Not you anymore.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…

posted in: Work Jokes - No Comments

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?””That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it.”

Holiday accomodations

posted in: Work Jokes - No Comments

Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We’ll have a [...]

More than a hundred percent

posted in: Work Jokes - No Comments

Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants [...]