Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
