yo mama so stupid that 10 minutes after she bought a pine tree air freshener for her car she gets pulled over for weaving all over the road...... the cop says why are u swerving.. yo mama says... there's a damn tree in my way. yo moma so dumb that she though tic tac toe was a breath mint for your foot Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. yo momma is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car! |
